would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
Best friends brother. Beat that.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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