my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
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So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
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She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.