Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(818): View more from California

I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!

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(810): View more from Michigan

Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs

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(503): View more from Oregon

Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.

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(815): View more from Illinois

I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it

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(310): View more from California

I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't

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(715): View more from Wisconsin

Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.

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(908): View more from New Jersey

I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.

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