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is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?

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(630): is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit? http://tfl.nu/3vh4

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You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"

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(303): You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty" http://tfl.nu/y2bi

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i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.

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(203): i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german. http://tfl.nu/cfoz

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So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.

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(310): So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he. http://tfl.nu/52vb

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You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"

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(403): You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her" http://tfl.nu/oma3

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I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen

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(732): I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen http://tfl.nu/5vux

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I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.

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(814): I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups. http://tfl.nu/oj47

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Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.

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(315): Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes. http://tfl.nu/lvfu

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Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.

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(305): Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns. http://tfl.nu/2g8z

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Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.

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(785): Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid. http://tfl.nu/egf9

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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.

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(515): He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up. http://tfl.nu/h6j3

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Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.

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I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.

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(614): Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it. (1-614): I can bring a slip n slide and curtains. http://tfl.nu/1p4g

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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.

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(936): Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am. http://tfl.nu/74hm

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"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"

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(289): "you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly" http://tfl.nu/d33o

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He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.

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(254): He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong. http://tfl.nu/xvj4

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