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• (323): View more from California

  my dad wants uyo to call him right now...reverse drunk dialing

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• (308): View more from Nebraska

  It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore

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• (925): View more from California

  I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group

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  But you wear shame so well

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• (514): View more from Quebec

  can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  . Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out

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• (517): View more from Michigan

  I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.

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• (507): View more from Minnesota

  If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.

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