Nicole vs. Life
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
She text me that night and asked how the dick was and I quote my drunk self "average at best"
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Shame is for Republicans.
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