Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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