ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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