That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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