we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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