You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
You know I love you more than life itself, but love has its limits. And so help me god, if you bail on me, I will fucking watch the last Game of Thrones episode without you.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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