I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Randomize
