is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
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Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
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He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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