the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
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