You can't motorboat a personality
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
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From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
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I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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