"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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