YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
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Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
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It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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