i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
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sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
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