He is like the real live version of the state fair..
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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