whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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