Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
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getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
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This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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