no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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