haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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