On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
True strength comes from lack of pants
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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