I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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