I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so i woke up to her 8 year old asking for a bowl of cereal...
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
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Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
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He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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