weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I found her in the bathroom licking her screwdriver off the floor. she said there was no way she was wasting a $6 drink.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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