i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I don't know what it is about vodka that make me ruin relationships.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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