Texts From Last Night

• Favorite

  (586): View more from Michigan

  sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (586): sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey. http://tfl.nu/7b75
  Replies (15) Good night (3435) Bad night (503) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (319): View more from Iowa

  The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (319): The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me. http://tfl.nu/ughv
  Replies (3) Good night (889) Bad night (2701) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (865): View more from Tennessee

  i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (865): i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat http://tfl.nu/yw7h
  Replies (14) Good night (1049) Bad night (4760) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (704): View more from North Carolina

  Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (704): Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls? http://tfl.nu/h3go
  Replies (11) Good night (4024) Bad night (992) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (813): View more from Florida

  He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (813): He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand. http://tfl.nu/9yan
  Replies (10) Good night (891) Bad night (3202) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (207): View more from Maine

  Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (207): Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen. http://tfl.nu/y9fq
  Replies (30) Good night (5906) Bad night (1526) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (+44): If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong. http://tfl.nu/d9uh
  Replies (26) Good night (821) Bad night (6159) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (469): View more from Texas

  I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (469): I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part. http://tfl.nu/bfoq
  Replies (8) Good night (647) Bad night (2629) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (248): View more from Michigan

  maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (248): maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another http://tfl.nu/vil6
  Replies (6) Good night (766) Bad night (917) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (574): View more from Indiana

  I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (574): I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her. http://tfl.nu/9498
  Replies (2) Good night (1854) Bad night (325)
• Favorite

  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (717): Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship http://tfl.nu/uea0
  Replies (1) Good night (336) Bad night (963) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (618): View more from Illinois

  Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (618): Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT http://tfl.nu/hvg7
  Replies (6) Good night (1315) Bad night (341) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (319): View more from Iowa

  You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (319): You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks. http://tfl.nu/1rw7
  Replies (5) Good night (1155) Bad night (611) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (540): View more from Virginia

  I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (540): I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey? http://tfl.nu/z446
  Replies (9) Good night (2249) Bad night (309) Order T-Shirt
• Favorite

  (307): View more from Wyoming

  We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.

  Press ctrl+c (windows) or cmd+c (mac) to copy the text to your clipboard

  (307): We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning. http://tfl.nu/xr9v
  Replies (5) Good night (1148) Bad night (258) Order T-Shirt

Randomize