i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
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Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex