I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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