I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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