i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
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if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
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