well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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