the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
id be glad to
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Thanks for sticking it out with old horseface last night... I owe you one buddy.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
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Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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