We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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