the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
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I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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