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So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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