wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
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About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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