That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Randomize
