Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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