What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
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