Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
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He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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