I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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