Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I'm a fake celebrity on twitter. I need a life.
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
And I was chasing apple pie moonshine (provided by cops) with bud light limeys. In a golf cart, wearing a tiara.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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