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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
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