belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
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