If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
the liver wants what the liver wants
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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