That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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