My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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