he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Just got roadhead in a driving snowstorm. That shit should be a Winter X games event.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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