Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
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I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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