Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
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