We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
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so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
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The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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