He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
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