he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
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On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Also I'm eating leftovers with a pair of bullet removal forceps (unused) because I don't have a fork.
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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