If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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