I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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