No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
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