Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
grandma shit on top of the toilet
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Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
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The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
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