ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
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Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
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I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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