I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i think i have two assholes
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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