we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
my poor anus
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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